Pair up, Zip up, and Drink up (but not too much) 6-10-06
-Johnny Sticks
Restroom romps are more becoming more popular than ever, and clubs like Gypsy tea are catching on to the trend. Everyone knows it’s not a new movement, but once the practice only for those with a penchant for exhibitionism, immunity to filth, and exceptional flexibility is now becoming a more mainstream practice due to new accommodations in these lavatories that screen and often encourage sex acts.
The watering holes at Gypsy tea are the best for such debauchery. Although there is no unisex bathroom, there are five private restrooms separated by glass walls. There is a perfume stand, stocked with mints and all, that is cleverly located outside the bathrooms, making freshening up convenient even before you enter. So when you pair up with that sexy someone at Gypsy tea (something very easy to do because the crowd is always gorgeous) and you can’t take him or her back to the crib because your real significant other is home, by all means, indulge!
It’s not as if the staff cares either. “I catch people getting blowjobs all the time, it’s happening in all clubs but our bathrooms are perfect for it” one anonymous employee tells me. “I just hope they fast because I hate when it gets too crowded down here, but the action picks up around 3 when everyone is wasted”.
Speaking of wasted, one girl got so drunk last Saturday she blanketed her entire vicinity with her liquid dinner and stank up an entire corner. The tang was so bad DJ Finesse could have probably smelled it. If you can’t hold it down sweetie, you should not be drinking like that. We just want you sloshed enough to loose your top, not the three crackers you ate the whole week.
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